The Mona Lisa looks cooler with sunglasses on.
Fact.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
The Rule
Welcome to my new blog. I created this blog with one goal in mind: to prove that everything becomes cooler while wearing sunglasses. Everything.
Fact.
By everything, I quite literally mean everything. There is not a single that does not become cooler while wearing sunglasses. Now, one should not misunderstand this rule. Just because a thing is wearing sunglasses doesn't necessarily make it cool, it just makes it cooler then without.
Also, if sunglasses do make a thing cool, it does not garuntee it is cooler than something without sunglasses. I.E. no matter what, an aardvark will NEVER be cooler than a dinosaur.
Furthermore, nothing will ever be cooler than a dinosaur wearing sunglasses. Period. This of course is excluding various things riding/being (crushed/eaten/ridden/worn by) said dinosaur that are added to the dinosaur wearing sunglasses.
Another important thing to remember about sunglasses is that there are different coolness levels for different sunglasses. There are some sunglasses that will only slightly raise coolness. Generally speaking, black shades will usually turn up the best results, however no glasses will ever be as cool as Kamina's.
Finally, it should be noted that once the sunglasses are removed from an object, said object actually become less cool then it was before putting on sunglasses. This is because sunglasses instantly raise all further expectations of cool that are to come from this object. This is the one unfortunate side effect of sunglasses.
Fact.
By everything, I quite literally mean everything. There is not a single that does not become cooler while wearing sunglasses. Now, one should not misunderstand this rule. Just because a thing is wearing sunglasses doesn't necessarily make it cool, it just makes it cooler then without.
Also, if sunglasses do make a thing cool, it does not garuntee it is cooler than something without sunglasses. I.E. no matter what, an aardvark will NEVER be cooler than a dinosaur.
Furthermore, nothing will ever be cooler than a dinosaur wearing sunglasses. Period. This of course is excluding various things riding/being (crushed/eaten/ridden/worn by) said dinosaur that are added to the dinosaur wearing sunglasses.
Another important thing to remember about sunglasses is that there are different coolness levels for different sunglasses. There are some sunglasses that will only slightly raise coolness. Generally speaking, black shades will usually turn up the best results, however no glasses will ever be as cool as Kamina's.
Finally, it should be noted that once the sunglasses are removed from an object, said object actually become less cool then it was before putting on sunglasses. This is because sunglasses instantly raise all further expectations of cool that are to come from this object. This is the one unfortunate side effect of sunglasses.
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